Clean My Water Dish: Squirrel Season is Here!!
Public
Enemy Number One 
Just so you non-canines get it. This is squirrel season. That glorious time of year when your four footed pals timidly venture forth into yards, patios and various outdoor lands of all kinds. A gentle sniff, an unsure twitch of the nose, a prance or two on the dew drenched grass and....
Gone.
Yes, your beloved, mind mannered dogs will instantly transform into the fastest creature yet on four paws. All you will see is the fire from underneath the pads of their feet and they hit the ground running, off to rid your yards and property of the most scurrilous of beings, The Squirrel.
No sacrifice will be too much. No barking too long. No treeing too impossible for man's best friend as even the most placid of mutts goes into high gear and patrol endlessly in their quest for Public Enemy Number One: The Squirrel.
Be forewarned, your loving, loyal pups will not be the same. Due diligence is key, ceaseless patrolling, high alert security, all will replace afternoon naps, rooting in the garbage, the occasional bark at the UPS man.
This is serious business people.
So, be forewarned, no dog worth his or her frosty paws or Milkbones is going to rest. There is too much to do. That evil creature, that scourge of the universe, is defiling even the most innocent of residences. No dog will rest until these marks upon humanity are eradicated. At least from the Yards of America.
It's Squirrel Season.
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