Clean Up Saddam!
TheDailyFix
Fashion note to deposed blood-thirsty dictators: for pity's sake, keep up appearances. And leave the country. Note to Saddam personally: Did you really need to let yourself go like that? After all, Saddam, one of the cruelest terrorist-dictators of our time, was famously known for keeping up appearances, even dying his hair and not appearing 'weak' by wearing glasses in public. Honestly, has this guy not been watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy? We hear he had plenty of time on his hands as of late. Not torturing and maiming people by the thousands tends to give a guy more time to work on himself.
Or so we thought.
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