Just Vote No
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Such FUSS over one crabby little 600-pound tiger. After 40,000 shows magician and endangered animal activist extraordinare Roy Horn got snagged by one of his own tigers, Montecore. Not bad odds considering the enormous risk, however prudent, that Horn took every single night he graced the stage.
We would like to formally request that all these 'animal behavior experts' that have suddenly crawled out of the primordial ooze take their so-called 'expert' opinions elsewhere. We are frankly sick of hearing how 'irresponsible' Horn was in working with those beautiful, rare animals.
But where should the 'experts' take their wonderous opionions you may ask?
We should think that would be obvious: Direct to the Crocodile Hunter, of course, direct to the Crocodile Hunter himself.
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