Junk Mail
Just this once, we decided to read every single junk mail we received. The tally was astounding, revealing, repulsive. Normally we just delete this crap but today? Today we discovered that the vast majority of spam appears to fall in the following categories:
Just this once, we decided to read every single junk mail we received. The tally was astounding, revealing, repulsive. Normally we just delete this crap but today? Today we discovered that the vast majority of spam appears to fall in the following categories:
A. There are no less than three million vendors out there who can instantly increase the size of our privates to gigantic proportions.
B. The world is chock full of hot slutty chicks, most of them still in high school, just DYING to commit unnatural sexual acts that most of us have never even seen in porno flicks. Really.
C. We can lose up to a hundred pounds nearly instantly if only we buy this herbal supplement/ mineral/ instant weight loss miracle.
D. We can get rid of mountains of debt if we give at least 5 million companies our money (still trying to figure that one out).
E. We are able to lower our mortgage to chump change, if only we give our money to at least 4 hundred thousand companies.
F. Home-based market opportunities will earn us up to $5,000,000 a week.
G. We can buy our prescriptions, no doctor’s note needed, on line for less than $1 a pop.
H. Top DVDs only $2 for 20 still in the theatres movies, no obligation necessary….
I. Private eyes who can find out anything about anybody and will charge you nothing for a 'consultation'.
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