Junk Mail Part Two
TheDailyFix
So, after burning our retinas viewing the scores of email ‘offers’ on the categories listed in the last TheDailyFix, we would like to invite on-line entrepreneurs to titillate us with the following:
A. A solution for making our already small boss’s privates even tinier. One-eighth of an inch should do the trick. An untraceable spray that we put on his desk chair and that instantly penetrates his pants should do it.
B. Something to make our wives and girlfriends really want to have wild sex with us. Just twice a week ought to do it (greedy we are not). Oh, and another solution to make them forget that they just had wild sex so we won’t be held for emotional ransom twice a week.
C. A medical solution to make having to do abdominal crunches a thing of the past. Another ‘instant solution’ that makes fat, chunky thighs a thing of the past.
D. New identities so the Evil Bitch Ex From Hell cannot find us or get that community property they continue to hound us for.
E. A home-based business opportunity that will enable us to not have to work, period.
F. Excellent Ganga, no doctor’s note needed, not even in California.
G. Private eyes who will video legally admissible tapes of our ex wife doing unspeakably naughty things with the neighbor’s 18-year-old son…
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