The Return Of The King Horoscopes

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ROTK Horoscopes

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): (The Witch King) Not a good time to get into a debate, especially with the opposite sex. You tend to under-estimate others; this habit is going to bite you in the back.

Aries (March 20 – April 19): (Snaga) You never get the credit you deserve at work. Maybe it is time to consider a new profession.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): (Rosie Cotton) Someone you care for will return to you much changed and for the better. All your patience will be rewarded. Marriage proposal figures in the near future.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): (Celeborn) Travel is indicated. Standing by your somewhat elusive yet powerful partner has had its rewards but it is high time you kick back and relax, events are unfolding and you have no say in the outcome.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): (The Gaffer) Children can be so difficult, can't they? Still, you did the best you could. Take a deep breath, wayward kids will return soon and how grown up the will seem!

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22): (Gamling) Patience is a virtue as is your loyalty. Stay true to your duty; although much sorrow is in the fates, a promotion may be coming your way once the dust settles.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): (Shadowfax) This certainly has been a fast-paced time for you, hasn't it? While you are rushing all over the place, the fact is, you feel like you are standing still most of the time. Not to worry, things will settle down shortly.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): (Bilbo) More travel is seen in your near future. Although you have been out of the loop for some time now, you will soon become part of the action again. Your contribution cannot be overestimated!

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): (Shelob) Greed and averist will only get you into deep trouble. Time to consider a diet and take heed, it is the small things that add up to big trouble in life.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): (Smeagol) Long ago your impulsive nature set things in motion and now you must see them through to the bitter end. Your obsessive, dark side could well win out.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): (Denethor) People simply don't understand the pressure you have been under as of late. Better to think twice before burning bridges, or anything else for that matter.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): (Deagol) Betrayal comes from those closest to you though you will never see it coming.

The Two Towers Horoscopes

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TTT Horoscopes

Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): (Theoden) You have been preoccupied as of late but a visitor from your past shakes you out of your lethargy. Don’t listen to that little voice in your head.

Aries (March 20 – April 19): (Wormtongue) The one you love doesn’t want you. Better to cut your losses while there is still time. Travel indicated, time to renew old alliances.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): (Treebeard) Branching out your circle of friends is timely and warranted. Not a prime moment to put down roots, however. Local watering hole good place to renew old ties with old friends. Don’t be afraid to tear one on.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): (Eomer) Conflicts arise with close relatives. Time apart will do you both good. Don’t be one to hold grudges, as your aid will soon be needed by the very one who didn’t trust you. Vindication comes in a big way.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): (Eowyn) What goes around comes around. You ignored the advances of one who adored you and now the one you covet doesn’t even know you exist. Doesn’t feel so great, does it?

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22): (Haldir) Don’t turn your back on anyone! Genuine gesture of friendship and support may end up costing you dearly.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): (Faramir) You have within your grasp a mighty gift. Don’t be so noble about everything. Nobody respects a pushover. Sad news will reach you regarding close family member.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): (Galadriel) You are a mover and shaker and good at changing the course of events. Without ever getting your hands dirty, of course. Long distance communication requires some thought.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): (Elrond) Refrain from being overly protective when it comes to your children. They need to learn some lessons the hard way. Don’t respond to any long distance communications.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): (Nazgul) You are soaring with purpose these days. Beware air travel though.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): (Arwen) You will be parted from your true love. Consider the motives of Cancer carefully. Somebody is after your man!

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): (Uruk-Hai) VERY bad time to go picking a fight. Despite overwhelming odds to the contrary, the tide may well turn against you. For pity’s sake, stay off of ladders.

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