What Your Middle Earth Preferences Say About YOU

Some Obsessions Are Less Harmful Than Others....My Precious

If You Favor Hobbits You Are: Always rooting for the underdog. Conversely, you have issues with size and have lied about your height for years upon years. You defend moderate chubbiness as healthy and love a good party. Hangovers are just part of the action because your extended family always covers your behind. You long to be independently wealthy because, and this is just among us, you view working for a living as a tad bit beneath you, don't you?
If You Love Elves, You Are: Never going to deal with your own mortality. If it isn't Vampires or other out worldly beings, it is elves or any other entity that lives forever. Your insecurities keep plastic surgeons in comfort and style.
If You Wish For Wizards, You Are: Also obsessed with immortality but this is tempered by your fascination with undeserved power. You keep a close watch on third world dictatorships but wonder what all the fuss is about. Somebody's got to be in charge, don't they?
If You Drool Over Dwarves, You Are: Already working on Wall Street or happily mired in accounting. Nobody likes to go out with you because you are the first to grab the dinner bill and split it correctly; down to the penny. You can spot fake designer togs or knock off jewelry a mile off. Another reason nobody much likes paling around with you.
If You Like The People of Rohan, You Are: Either into dashing military men or like women who possess poor hygiene habits. Maybe it's the horses. Either way, your friends and family are worried about you and think you should be on medication.
If You Can't Live Without The People of Gondor, You Are: Unhappy with your life, your job, your very reality. You do, however, have a keen eye for fashion trends and kick-butt architecture. You spend too much time plotting against your (perceived) enemies and trying to over throw pretend regimes in computer games.
If You Lust For Rangers From the North You Are: Really out there in La-La land, aren't you? You worship celebrities and hoard old copies of People Magazine. You continue to replay your old video tape of Prince Charles and Lady Diana's wedding at least twice a week. Sad isn't it?

Characters Preferences Of Middle Earth:

If You Dream of Frodo: God, you really Do Live for the Underdog, don't you? You were the only kid in grammar school who believed in the tooth fairy after the age of nine.
If You Find Samwise Appealing: You are the world's best friend. And doormat. You need to get a life of your own. Big time.
If Merry Is Your Choice: You notice everyone and everything but don't think you deserve the best. You end up getting it all the same, however.
If You Think Pippin is The Best: Honestly, you must be an expert in undecipherable dialects and accents. And like guys who are allergic to commitment. Grow up.
If Boromir Is The One: You get points for picking among the manly of Middle Earth but goodness, are you a martyr or what? You have more issues with commitment than most.
If Gandalf Is Your Top Pick: Either you have a strange thing for old guys are you are attracted to power and knowledge. Some sage advice, if anyone asks, go with the latter.
If Gimili Is Your Choice: You are materialistic and get away with it by claiming that looks don't matter at all. They do, of course, but money matters more.
Wen Legolas Is The One: You are superficial beyond belief but everyone forgives you because they secretly are the same way. You are just more honest about it is all.
If Strider Is Your Man: Well, at least you aim high. Ont he other hand, you spent a lot of time in high school sleeping with your best pal's beau though, didn't you?

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