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In A Hole, There Lived A Hobbit...

With so many rumors flying about like Nazgul in a darkened
sky over Mordor, regarding the making of The Hobbit, we had to take a
stand and forewarn eager Ringers that the making of the Hobbit has nothing
to do with demand and everything to do with greed. The demand is there
and if the past sixty plus years are any indication, always will be. The
rights to The Hobbit, however, continue to be mired in legal battles and
therefore greed. One only has to settle, ha, ha, ha, the issue in or out
of court and Jackson and the entire WETA team of cinematic magicians will
make it so. Middle Earth will come to the silver screen once again, with
only the Tolkien touch that Jackson and his team can conjure. Smaug The
Dragon will rise, Gollum will slither out of the Misty Mountains to test
the riddle mettle of Bilbo and the Arkenstone will glimmer and fascinate
Thorin, leader of the dwarves. One can only hope. Meanwhile, the cinematic
impossible has already transpired; Middle Earth, in all its splendor and
terror, has been made a reality for Ringers in the form of The Lord of
the Rings trilogy. With the release of The Return of the King in DVD and
video this May, Ringers will have more than a dozen hours of the Shire,
Lothlorien, Mordor, Gondor and more to lavish their attention and imaginations
upon. Later this year, when the extended version is released, Ringers
should also be treated to more literary details including the fall of
Saurman and perhaps the scouring of the Shire. In addition, while Ringers
await the outcome of lawyers and litigation, suits and counter suits,
depositions and claims, perhaps a more realistic hope might be for Jackson
and crew to release, spring of next year perhaps, a full DVD set of all
three movies linked together by even MORE footage. Figure on 20 hours
of Middle Earth drama to do fans right. With so many lavish scenes cut
down or even out due to time constraints, Ringers would embrace and more
importantly, buy, an even more extended version of the trilogy. After
all, Jackson already paid homage to New Line Cinema’s time constraints
(which reportedly evaporated after the first movie crushed all box office
expectations and made gazillions worldwide) and nobody is disputing that
Ringers just cannot get enough of the cast of LOTR and Middle Earth in
general. The extended-extended version of LOTR might hold anxious Ringers
at bay another year or so until legal matters can be resolved. Or not,
as the case of greed may turn out. Reportedly, several of the original
cast, Sirs Ian Holm and Ian McKellan among them, have agreed to reprise
their roles from LOTR. Should this come to pass, the result would be such
a treat for Ringers. Holm, an actor of significant talent, played but
a minor role in LOTR. He would be pivotal in The Hobbit, which would showcase
his considerable talents. Conversely, Ian McKellan would give Tolkien
lovers a fond final look back on the Gray Pilgrim prior to his fated departure
with the elves and Ring bearers to the Gray Havens and over the Sundering
Seas. And nobody could consider The Hobbit without quirky and talented
Andy Sirkis as Gollum. Until that fateful time, devotees of Middle Earth
would do well to campaign for a deeper experience with the magic of Jackson’s
mythical take on Middle Earth and the legend of The One Ring.
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