Big Sticks, Small Pucks: NFL Ice Hockey and Other Sports Obsessions
Where Athletic Support Comes In Many Shapes and Sizes
Past Sins
Oh, sorry. For those of you living on Mars, the Sharks are a professional NFL ice hockey team. And yes, this happened back in March but we at TLL.net feel the need to point out that nobody has actually done anything about this sports’ crime yet. To say that this life alternating event has gone unpunished is to admit that nobody out there cares. Not true. The Scottish Geisha, for one, has been in Serious Mourning ever since the announcement hit the papers. It wasn’t as if Nolan was her very fav player but we concur with The Scottish Geisha when she says that the symmetry of the team has definitely be compromised and that this brings…..great distress to the Scottish Geisha. This ‘distress’, in turn, pretty much screws up any chances for the rest of TLL.net employees’ collective chances of having a decent day at the office (unless it is Waxing Day for The Scottish Geisha, of course). You guys just have no idea.
So while we truly do understand that some of you have more pressing concerns, we at TLL.net are still a tad bit…miffed about this. Worse, some people (mostly the sissy boys at TLL.net who hit like seventh grade girls) thought that after Nolan was traded the team began playing like a bunch of fashion-challenged queers at The Exotic Erotic Ball. A lot of movement out there but nobody is scoring, not in the locker room nor out on the ice.
Contract negotiations for next season are on-going so, Mr. Lombardi? Your serve.
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Editor's Note: The male staffers at TheLastLaugh.net hereby extend a formal apology to all the 7th grade girls in the world. The universe actually. Especially those who play hockey, Lacrosse and other sports. Obviously, the male staffers at TheLastLaugh.net could never hit as well as 7th grade girls. As for the Exotic Erotic ball comment, the male staffers are on their own. The female staffers would be happy to supply any or all the Sharks the home addresses of every male staffer who contributed to the above article. No problem.
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