Is He A Pig? Take TheDailyFix Quiz!
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Ladies, turnabout is fair play. We recently gave the guys some advice about not treating their significant others like alien pond scum and now we have some advice for you:
Dump the pigs. That’s right, dump the pigs. Oh, not sure your guy is a pig?
Allow us to sort this out for you by taking the IS HE A PIG? Quiz:
Does your guy:
1. Not call nine times out of ten when he swears on his
mother’s life that he will?
2. Swears he needs time to ‘sort things out’ and you find
out that means he’s been spotted down at the local bar picking up
on fake-breasted sluts?
3. Disappear for days on end and without warning only to become extremely
evasive and defensive when you ask where he has been?
4. The last time he spent money on you was to give you a few bucks to
go and buy him a 6-pack?
5. Make elaborate plans with you for the weekend and then never show up
and say in his defense, “But I thought nothing was really set in
stone.” ?
6. Refuse to take you family events or to bashes with his friends because,
‘you would be so bored’?
7. Make you uncomfortably aware that he really prefers women who are smaller/smarter
prettier/ bigger breasted than you?
8. Only wants to see you when he wants quickie sex but never at his place
and never long enough so he spends the night?
9. Speak endlessly about the impossible to even come close to attributes
of all his old girlfriends but never once noticed how you dropped 18 pounds
just to please him?
10. When you told him your dog-cat died/mother is in the hospital/got
fired/finally landed that huge account/got a big raise/might have to spend
three months in Asia training a new sales team; his only reaction was
to hand you a couple of bucks to run out and get him a 6-pack of beer?
If you answered yes to even one of these questions then you can bet your Pradas that he’s a pig.
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