The Continuing Adventures of The Scottish Geisha
Chapter 90, Installment 362: NZ ROTK Preimere
The Scottish Geisha mysteriously took off and refused to
tell anyone where she went.
"She's in New Zealand," Central Cal insisted, although he refused
to say how he had become privy to such privileged information
"I have found it a healthy practice not to divulge how I obtain information
that I shouldn't have." he said.
That The Scottish Geisha's trip seemed to coincide with the New Zealand
premiere of The Return of The King posed endless opportunities for speculation.
"I knew she would find a way." Sophia said excitedly.
Only Virginia Bob seemed to think this was something no one should be
excited about.
"The movie is all about farries and swords, right?" he asked.
"What would any of 'ya find exciting about that?"
Nobody knew quite how to answer that one.
"If you aren't an ardent Tolkien fan or haven't seen the first two
movies, you just wouldn't understand," MVP finally said.
Virginia Bob just shook his head. Meanwhile, the entire team decided to
take advantage of The Scottish Geisha's absence by decorating the entire
office, a la the Grinch movie holiday decor.
"Looks festive, don't it?" Virginia Bob observed, surveying
the giant 10 foot Styrofoam candy canes that now flanked the office doors.
"What we need is more lights!" Sophia squealed happily. Sophia
loved the holidays
Virginia Bob finally quailed "Do 'ya all know what a fire hazard
them lights are already?" he asked pointing to the blazing array
already flickering, blinking and twinkling in chaotic splendor.
We reminded him of how much The Scottish Geisha would be appalled by such
a garish site.
"Gist let me check the fuse box," he said, adding, "And
git me some more extension cords."
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