The Continuing Adventures of The Scottish Geisha
Chapter 749, Installment 7643: Parisian Sasquatch
All New Installment! May 19th, 2004
The Scottish Geisha had strong opinions regarding our Canadian
neighbors.
"Does everyone from Calgary look like Sasquatch?" she wondered
aloud. "They all seem so ...large to me."
We didn't comment, knowing that anything we say could well come back to
bite us.
“And that place is very....austere,” she continued, "No
wonder all they have is hockey, there is nothing else in Calgary Nothing.".
It was probably as close to true as such comments gets. After all, Calgary
was nicknamed, "Cow Town" for a reason and not a pretty one.
"Really,if little Surly and the team hadn't needed my support so
badly," The Scottish Geisha was saying. "I certainly never would
have gone there."
We figured that was also true. After all, why else would The Scottish
Geisha, travel chi if there ever was such a thing, go to such a bleak
locale?
"If it weren't for this play-off situation," she sighed. "I
would be in Paris right now."
The sacrifices some hockey fans don't make.
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