Smash The Remote
So Little On The Boob Tube is Even Worth Trashing These Days...
Ever wonder what it means when you prefer The Cartoon Network to the evening news???
Then you: Are obsessed with juvenille delinquent behavior. Your own most likely.
If your favorite cartoon is: Power Puff Girls
Then you: Still have a subscription to Ms. Magazine and cried when Gloria
Steinman married.
If your favorite cartoon is: The RoadRunner
Then you: Are a power-crazed executive who knows what it is to be pursued
by your enemies.
If your favorite cartoon is: The Fairly Odd Parents
Then you: Wish the world as we know it would end and everybody who survives
would get to start over. Minus any criminal records, of course.
If your favorite cartoon is: Bugs Bunny
Then you: Cling to the classics no matter how outdated it makes you appear.
If your favorite cartoon is: Family Guy
Then you: Should not be allowed out in public without a chaperone. Really.
If your favorite cartoon is: Spong Bob Squarepants
Then you: Harbor some really serious sexual issues. Get help. A sponge
in men's underware? Just who are you trying to fool anyway?
If your favorite cartoon is: Anything Toomani
Then you: Are into Asian chicks and mail order brides. Sheesh. Talk about
fear of equality.
If your favorite cartoon is: Jimmy Nutron
Then you: Don't know what a real cartoon is.
If your favorite cartoon is: Ed, Edd and Eddy
Then you: Still pull April Fool's pranks on all your friends. And you
are pretty good at, come to think of it.
If your favorite cartoon is: The Simpson's
Then you: Are the ultimate couch potato. Where else can you find a cartoon
that doesn't even make you think?
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