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LOST is a Great Prime Time Find
In response to the terrific job cable channels such as FX have been
doing with gritty, glitzy shows like Nip/Tuck and Rescue Me, ABC has
rolled out a fall line up worthy of viewing. LOST, Desperate Housewives
and Boston Legal top the charts as shows worthy of a weekly viewing
and a far cut above the trash reality shows that are thankfully finally
fading from view.
Headlined by LOTR Dominique Monaghan, LOST is no survivor wannabe.
Instead, all the survivors on this island are flawed, deeply troubled
beings who have nothing in common but the hope to survive the crash
that stranded them on a mysterious island. Oh, sure, authorities are
looking for the downed plane and survivors alright, but electronic malfunctions
mean that they are looking for everyone a thousand miles away. This
ought to be good for a couple of seasons if nothing else. Monaghan comes
across surprisingly subtle and vulnerable for such a young actor, who's
only claim to fame is really having played a sunny, somewhat comic role
of a hobbit in LOTR. Here he portrays Charlie, a lost and fragile addict
who's stash of cocaine is going to run out pretty soon and who is probably
going to go through some horrific withdrawals. For Monaghan's character
this is going to be worse than an intervention and forced trip to the
Betty Ford clinic. Welcome to Detox Island, dude.
Matthew Fox plays the hapless Dr. Jack who is still spending way too
much time stitching up battered castaways and trying to find himself
in the process. Evangeline Lilly is the mysterious beauty with the bad
past and the good luck to have her Federal Officer die as a result of
his wounds. She's out of handcuffs but not talking much though younger
male viewers will appreciate every single time she heads for the surf
and disrobes.
Another bright spot is provided by Jorge Garcia who plays everyman Hurley.
His affable nature and laid back style are a welcome relief to some
of the more intense characters that roam the beach.
Most interesting are the dynamics between Jin, played by Daniel Dae
Kim, and Sun played by newcomer to American television Yunjin Kim. As
his abused wife, Kim is both defiant and touchingly vulnerable. The
duo provide an interesting subplot made all the more fascinating because
their characters don't speak English. All the dynamics between the Korean
couple must be communicated in other ways and the two are hugely successful
and intriguing. Kim, as Buffy/Angel fans may recall, played evil attorney
Gavin Park on Angel. However, nothing is lost in the dynamics of their
struggle and the fact that they are so intense, speaking only Korean
to an American audience who rarely tolerates anything but E-N-G-L-I-S-H
is one of the shows biggest successes. Another push for the show is
the casting of Naveen Andrews as the Middle Easterner Sayid who is suspiciously
skilled with electronics yet politely refuses to apologize for his heritage
or spend time proving he isn't a terrorist. The rest of the characters,
which continue to flesh out as the weeks unfold, promise to entertain
and fascinate. Everyone has a secret on this island, even the survivors
who haven't shown up yet. Stay tuned, this one is a keeper.
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Desperate Housewives Is Desperately Funny
Marcia Cross plays the frankly Obsessive Compulsive Bree Van De Kamp,
a red headed perfectionist foiled by Steven Culp as Rex Van De Kamp
her ungrateful and persnickety husband. Teri Hatcher is looking for
love, Felicity Huffman Lynette Scavo suffers endlessly with a brood
of monster kids and Eva Longoria Gabrielle shines as Solis the golddigger
cheating on her spouse (tough going as she gets her share of steamy
love scenes with Jesse Metcalfe who plays John the landscaper hottie.)
Oh, and let us not forget the woman we all love to hate, Nicollette
Sheridan as Edie Britt nasty sneaky bimbo extraordinare. What the men
of Boston Legal do for their time slot, the women of Desperate Housewives
do for this show. These fluffy birds have more problems than most of
us see in a lifetime, all augmented by their deceased neighbor's lively
commentary, presumably culled from wisdom gleaned from the other side
of the nether world cu-de-sac.
The show is part camp, part bizarre, part wild ride that most working
women have no time to so much as conjure up, must less live. The men
take a back seat, just ear and eye candy really, while the women scheme,
panic, lust and manipulate their way though a series of unlikely sub-plots.
Pure entertainment is the result as well as pure fantasy because as
all working women, even those from the 'burbs know, nobody who actually
works for a living has the time for such outrageous fun.
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Boston Legal Proves Irrestible
Finally, a show even the lawyers can watch and love. Boston Legal,
aside from giving talented William Shatner, a new lease on his career,
is naughty and fast paced, quick witted and even a bit spooky. Headlined
by deliciously evil James Spader as soulless Alan Shore, makes for
perfect prime time dish. Just listening to Spader speak his lines,
in measured, deeply ironic tones, is treat enough, but his one-liner
come-backs are sure to become the bane of Human Resource types the
country over. In the real world, you mostly get fired for saying
the things Spader gets to say. And despite his inherent cruel streak,
you gotta love the guy.
Equally, fun is William Shatner, without a trace of Captain Kirk,
thank you very much, Shatner finally gets to show us what he's been
trying to show us for the past 30 years, that he has acting chops
well beyond "Beam me up Scotty." As ego maniac Denny Crane,
Shatner is at once an aging lion fighting for his turf, and curiously
philosophic about his plight as a legal legend who may be losing
his razor sharp edge. Ah for the good old days. The comic relief
comes from overachiever Mark Valley as the perfectly coifed Ken
doll Brad Chase who gets served up on a regular basis by Spader
and whom everyone knows is imported from the Washington office to
keep an eye on Shatner's unpredictable character Crane. Lake Bell
and Rhona Mitra round out the cast as impossibly hot hotties equally
at ease around the water cooler as they are with legal briefs. Beauties
all but the real dynamics, the real sizzle happens between the boyz
in the legal hood. If the writing stays as snappy and the plots
as angular then this show should be up for more awards than it shake
a stay of execution at.
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What Viewers Really Want To See
Editor's Note: What kind of shows
America really wants to see...
1. REAL reality television, not like that soaped up The Apprentice.
Secret cameras installed in the hallways and meeting rooms of corporate
America. Viewers get to vote on which company cooks the books first
and which smarmy vice president out backstabs the other.
2. Real Cooks, Real Homes. Mundane cooks making boring meals. Over
and over and over again.
3. Really Bad Decorating. Let's have that sassy (and oh-so-annoying)
Aussie Gordon Elliot sneaking into the homes of middle America to
view bad wood paneling and horrible shag carpeting. No make-overs
forthcoming but viewers get to nominate people they dislike. You
know, just to embarrass them.
4. Return to Middle Earth. Peter Jackson and crew have already proven
the lust for all things Middle Earth can never be slaked. The journey
goes on and on, this time with a weekly drama on what happens after
the ring is destroyed. They should try and get some of the actors
to reprise their roles including a couple of hunky elves, hobbits
and well, yeah, kings.
5. Revenge For Hire. Contestants get to help plan and execute perfect
revenge schemes on ex spouses, lovers, bosses and friends that done
them wrong. With the help of a savvy team of private investigators,
lawyers and professional tricksters, of course.
6. More Family Guy cartoons. New ones please. As good as the
old ones.
7. Got'ya! On tape, people who have really done somebody wrong.
Not to be confused with number 5, this show would just expose the
wrong doers. With police and divorce lawyers waiting in the wings,
of course.
8. Extreme Make-Overs for Nerds. Only people who got picked on mercilessly
in high school would qualify. And they get to go back to the home
town that done them wrong and treat all the people who treated them
badly like trash.
Are we sensing a pattern developing here?
9. Lost In Translation, The TV Show. Dump a couple of lost, lonely
and emotionally complicated Americans in the middle of Japan and
watch the insanity unfold.
10. Sex And The Suddenly Single Dude. Follow the exploits of a close
group of male friends as they navigate their way through the hality
that is no-fault divorce, community property, bitter custody battles,
erectile dysfunction, sulky mistresses, premature ejaculation...
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