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An Open Letter To Reality Show TV Executives:
Dear Idiots,
We at TLL.net feel compelled to point out the obvious:
Nobody gives a rat's behind about Bob finding true love or Trista's wedding or anybody else on those hideously bad 'reality' shows.
Really.
We know this may come as a shock to you all, sitting in your designer lounge chairs in Malibu, snorting a line here and there (did you all not get over the 80's or what?), sucking down your martinis and ignoring your fifth trophy wife, but we thought you might want to know all the same.
Reality shows bite dude.
They are insipid, boring, predictable, inane, insulting, petty, trashy, stupid, dumb, without merit of any kind.
Did we mention boring?
Plus, your insistence on running reality shows is keeping the sane and intelligent among us from watching more important things, such as re-runs of Star Trek (first Star Trek of course) and old episodes of Queer Eye.
So, we have a request from the television viewers of America:
Bring back Carol Burnett and I Love Lucy. Now we know that they have had their time and are not particularly current but we wanted to suggest some sure winners here, if only to ensure that your 13 year old gets his new Jag next year. Alternately, you might try a reality show based on the life and times of a bunch of television show executives and how they sit around conjuring up CRAP for the American public to watch.
The season cliffhanger could be when the big boss thunders down from his rosewood palace and is about to fire them all for complete and total incompetence.
Sincerely,
TheLastLaugh.net Staff
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