Justice...Texas Style
TheDailyFix
A quick dose of hilarity to keep you smirking behind your boss's back all day long....
Texans, along with the rest of the we mind our own business nation, can no longer rat their neighbors out for having sex.
In a thankfully not so shocking decision by the United States Supreme Court, Texan's were collectively appalled to learn that they can no longer "tattle" on their gay neighbor's for doing The Nasty in the privacy of their own bedrooms. Many were overheard to say, "I just don't understand, we were just trying to help the police legislate morality. Where did we go wrong?"
We will tell you where they all went wrong. They had way too much spare time on their hands and not enough productive tasks to fill that time, that's where they went wrong. Might we suggest miniature golf, G- rated movies, family game night, or picking up a book other than the Bible. Y'all have been reading the Bible just a little too much already now, now haven't you?
There have been some really outrageous quotes coming out
of this, yet another Texas fiasco. A Texan on the radio was heard to say
that the Supreme Court decision "goes against every thing the
founding fathers stood for."
What we want to know is, how does this guy know? Our founding fathers have been dead for a really long time. We are not sure about George Washington and John Adams extra curricular activities, but Thomas Jefferson was reputed to have a libido that would have done Warren Beatty, in his single days, proud. Jefferson nailed everyone and everything that moved. He made Clinton look like an Eagle Scout. We won't even get into Ben Franklin's personal habits except to say that he invented the word kinky...along with the library where people were free to go look that and lots of other words up.
Also, last time we looked, there was nothing in the U.S. Constitution about sodomy, but there is something in that document about citizen's right to privacy. However, leave us not forget that the case that spawned all this hoopla originated in keep in old hang'um high and lay'em only if they are straight state of Texas. Hard for an entire state to stick their collective cowboy boot in their mouth but being that it's Texas, they've managed to do it anyway.
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