And The Envelope Please.....?
Editors Note: While actors and actresses are not known for their restraint, the academy awards should truly, a la Billy Crystal, handing out awards for performances that aren't always on screen...
TheWeeklyChuckle Best (remarkably humble and oh so politically correct) Attitude Turn Around Performance In A Temper mental Artist: Sean Penn
Most Likely to Spoil the Night for Greedy Designers and Suck Up Stylists By Staying True to Her Own Funky Style: Diane Keaton
Most Likely To Share the Limelight with Others (and truly mean it): Peter Jackson
Most Ill At East In Front of The Camera: Sophia Coppola
Most Likely to Be Found Murdered Via Being Choked Via Her Own Designer Gown: Joan Rivers
Most Likely to Be Suspect of Said Above Murder: Any Red Carpet Actress in Hollywood
Plastic Couple Most Likely To Be Divorced Within A Year: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas
Best Looking (and still couldn't care LESS) actor with 'tude: Johnny Depp
Actor Most Likely To Be Rightfully Pissed Off At The Academy: Bill Murrary
Company Most Likely To Laugh...All the Way To the Bank: Pixar and CEO Steven Jobs
Couple Most Likely to Still Be Getting In Right 20 Years From Now: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Most Practiced 'Surprised and Humble' Acceptance Speech By An Actress Who Should Have Known Better: Renée Zellweger
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