Dear Mr. Mustafa......
TheDailyFix
A quick dose of hilarity to keep you smirking behind your boss's back all day long....
Dear Mr. Mustafa, Honored Brother-in-Law of the Prime Minister of the widow of the Sister-In-Law's Cousin's Best Friend of Zimbabwe:
Hey dude, what’s shakin’? We got your email about the 35 million dollars you need to move into a bank account here in the U.S. and wow, we are so excited about this. Really. I mean of all the people, in all the world, you choose us? We are totally trippin’ dude. Totally. Oh, and we are really sorry about the death of your cousin’s brother’s step father-in-law. That’s a drag man. Totally a drag. Lucky for you that you work for that PR firm in the major city that pays you $150 a month and now that pr firm is now interested in investing in bovine Prozac for depressed cows.
And we thought Zimbabwe just grew dirt dude.
Also, we are totally shocked that PR firms in Zimbabwe are doing so well, especially in this trashed global economy. What's the secret of your success man?
But onto business dude: about that sharing the $35 mill with us? Fifty, fifty? Well, dude, you have just blown us away. That comes out to $17.5 mill each, we checked. We are so excited that a couple of TLL.net staffers have already made plans to buy Porches. Uh, those would be cars dude. (You guys ride elephants and donkeys right?) So, really, you go on and send us that money.
Oh, by the way, we know this isn’t going to be any trouble at all man, but we heard a rumor that you wanted some sort of…deposit before sending the money.
Sorry dude. We are broke. Flat broke. No money, no change, nothing. They hardly even pay us here at TLL.net. Really. You make more than we do, especially now that all our bitch exs figured out where we work. Bet you know how that one goes. So, given that you actually have $35 million we are certain it wouldn’t be too much of a bother to float us the ‘transfer fee’ money up front. After all, you are the one with the $35 million.
Right?……….Right?
Awaiting your reply with most anxious gratitude and embarrassed humility, dude. --- TLL Staff
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